(Source: dumbjerkontheinternet)
o oh
ewwi
ewwi no thmelly
glub
//Except he’s totally covered in whatever alcohol was thrown in there. So he’s definitely at least a little smelly.//
*he doesn’t want to flip eri’s shit and trigger a puke festival*
here, let me wipe you up a little
*damp cloth bath*
//Good decision. There would be so many tears and heaving.//
wwipe
kay
n no mowwe diwwty yes
glub
sanku
//Holds perfectly still minus the occasional shaking.//
*get him clean and fresh*
there. much better
thmell
glub
e ewwi thmelly
no no, the askbox.
o oh
ewwi
ewwi no thmelly
glub
//Except he’s totally covered in whatever alcohol was thrown in there. So he’s definitely at least a little smelly.//
*he doesn’t want to flip eri’s shit and trigger a puke festival*
here, let me wipe you up a little
*damp cloth bath*
alright, i’ll let you touch my earring, but gentle ok?
> hold her to your ear
oooooooh
> stares and rubs her face against it, cheeping excitedly
shiny!
hehehe, you love the shinies huh? how about this?
> take out crown
thoon betteww y yes
glub
//But he’s so dizzy and shakey that walking’s going to be an issue, let alone trying to write a note.//
…tell you what, forget the note. he should be able to smell the yucky water.
thmell
glub
e ewwi thmelly
no no, the askbox.
o oh
nap
nap make no mowwe thick
glub
note
k kay
note foww wwusus
i hope you feel better soon, grubby
thoon betteww y yes
glub
//But he’s so dizzy and shakey that walking’s going to be an issue, let alone trying to write a note.//
…tell you what, forget the note. he should be able to smell the yucky water.
that’s right
> nuzzles
> sees shiny
> makes grabby motions at his ears
pweetty
alright, i’ll let you touch my earring, but gentle ok?
> hold her to your ear
yes, that’s right, its pookie
> pick her up with her ribbon and kisses her face
pookie bigbig
> squeals at facekisses, wiggling in his hands
that’s right
> nuzzles
b buh
no
no ith thleepy timeth
n note
wwhat
wwhat kind note
you’ll feel better after a nap though….and a note saying you don’t feel good….
o oh
nap
nap make no mowwe thick
glub
note
k kay
note foww wwusus
i hope you feel better soon, grubby
> Then climb on top of it and start making your pupa
> ;w;
> be oblivious to any audience
> you are completely flattered that she has consumed your food stores and has chosen to pupate in your home
> it’s safe here!
> and the f00d was yummy tank00
C’:B
hee heemoooo
glub
d dithy
//Wobbles back and forth.//
go sleep grubby, go sleep on tummy.
leave a note for you lusus.
b buh
no
no ith thleepy timeth
n note
wwhat
wwhat kind note
you’ll feel better after a nap though….and a note saying you don’t feel good….
//Welp. Looks like grubbie’s drunk. Covered in alcohol. Nearly drowned. And drunk.///
glub
hic
oh no ):B
hee heemoooo
glub
d dithy
//Wobbles back and forth.//
go sleep grubby, go sleep on tummy.
leave a note for you lusus.
> Then climb on top of it and start making your pupa
> ;w;
> be oblivious to any audience
> you are completely flattered that she has consumed your food stores and has chosen to pupate in your home