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Your name is Karkat Vantas. you are 12 sweeps old and you are....well you just are. and you think that's a blessing.
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once again i see a piece of the sky
by temporalmaiden
Let's talk business...
by friendlyneighborhooddeliveryman
In The Middle of Chaos
by kipkaiser
Dusting Your Sleep
by mothdusting
Even cooler than that
by plushfeatherprincess
upshore broadwave
by reelbeachallday
held me down and tried to cure me
by drhfquinzel
Welcome To My Hive
by absylphe
the warehouse
by sodoffyabuggers
That Boy is a Monster
by notsonewlyweds
Smells Like Children
by helloantichristsuperstar
Sufferer In Training
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gnarr!
by crashmybikealot
Caviar and Cigarettes
by octanachronism
The One, The Original Elastic Man
by pliablepaladin
D --> To outlive the gods
by chalybeoustitan
Little Alice
by dearlittlealice
Oni Island
by red-moon-rises
Chirp Chirp
by peepsprite
SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME
by lee-falun
Parks and Recreation
by mrhatch
Magic and Fairy tales
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G100my b100 appa100sa
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Advice is always genius negativity.
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The girl with the papercrane tattoo
by shark-girl-in-japan
gay pirates making out
by ironicbeats
I am not a monster
by littleguyinargyle
KARKAT VANTAS' FUCKWIT EMPORIUM
by thecrabbornknight
Hanna Banana
by dinosaursaresocool
caw caw huge cool kid.
by dawnsprite
I fly no more
by groundedkat
Someone has to look after you people.
by agentcoulsonsupernanny
King of the Forty Thieves
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Princess, not an Heiress
by rosabellajanevantas
this is a 6l9g.
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Stab-Happy with Screwdrivers
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centaursProstate
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Officer Hart
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As the Croww Flies
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Suck it.
by sharknotaselkie-sideblog
SHITLORD SURPREME
by awakenedmarionette
i have seen the void, you ain't shit.
by languidpsittacine
any flesh and blood couldn't be his match
by one-eyed-royal
I do love a good race.
by gatekeepertobi
mIrAcLeS dOnT eXiSt
by destructivegoat
The Magic Man
by falkinghannacross
Pikapikachu! ^.^
by pi-ka-chuuu
Greetings
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[[closed]]
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Cigarette smoke and violin notes.
by madamesnowman
The only Dersite Time Lady
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Blaise and Terrell!
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glub glub
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peep peep wwei wwei
by littlestseadwweller
Happy Thoughts....
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beac)(es fo meena)(
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SKREE!
by skreekat
Life is shaping up at last
by cryptographicatonement
D ~~> W001d you like some candy?
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7W0 5P000KY 8)
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The Lady Knight
by forevercrabby
ಠ_ಠ
by thefuckingpuppetmaster
wwho is
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hi hi
by erigrub
Sure thing, Boss!
by explodingclubs
Whatev'r ya say, Boss.
by punchinghearts
Your songs remind me of swimming...
by silverhairedselkie
OH HELL NO.
by fabrolous
Two Birds of a Feather
by andy-and-arlie
tiny w00lbeast
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dead 2pace
by contrivertruesight
melodies of time
by apocalypseconcerto
huh? pumpkin?
by gnosticgardens
Being frondly never got anemone far
by frondsandanemones
Death was dandy.
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aroo
by aspecialwolfpup
GASHUNK
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D --> What can i get you
by carapacetrainee
Hi there!
by theyoungwhosuffer
double trouble
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purr purr
by nepurrtakitten
Chi tace acconsente.
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Saved Grub
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Just a delivery man.
by lamonttwocey
Adventure Log
by pragmaticartificer
just a little bit windy
by thewindychick
I can count above 8..
by littleblackqueen
archagent to be
by archagenttobe
I} --E% malo bonum.-->
by miserabilevisu
Do your best, honey.
by stellalalonde
Prince of Spades
by horsehitcherkind
Chrrk Chrrk!
by electrowebbing
Twins of Trade
by childrenofmercy
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Sweeps In The Future - 8ut n0t many
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littlest flower
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bleed to death slowly
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I see. I can’t say I’ve ever heard of The Princess Bride, though.

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hemoknight asked: Hemo is unable to contain the tornado of fury that is Gilbert - who in the blue FUCK made worf CRY he's going to skin them alive the dirty fucking wommats.

((OMg GILbERT

GILLY BBY.

OMFGGGG))

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Anonymous asked: I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?

*holds up his hand* My condolences, Mr. Montoya.

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hemoknight asked: i wanted to apologize to you, after reading our previous conversation i realize i did a very poor job of making my case. whether you believe me or not, the tiger would sooner attack his own tail than a child, and in the extremely unlikely event that he did lose all sense and return to a snarling beast such as you're familiar with, I would deal with the matter and you would not even be aware that there was a problem to begin with, much less be in danger because of it.

I wasn’t upset, just a bit surprised, no apologies needed. Um… I do think tigers are quite...

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hemoknight asked: initial confusion, then really really flattered. and, if/when you should awaken, i would introduce you to our pet tiger, Burbles. he was raised by a friend of mine in a flat, so he's very domesticated. i had to actually TEACH his more natural behaviors to him myself, so that i could have him keep guard over the children.

If… when… but having a tiger in the house is still very very concerning.

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