It’s Matesprit Appreciation Night. The first one you actually get to celebrate.
You look so forward to spending all night cuddling with and making googly eyes at Tireas, your first matesprit, your only flushed affection, your love…
But you are ripped abruptly and swiftly from your nightdream and slammed in the face with reality like pavement.
You have no matesprit.
sob